CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR CAVIES

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Here we see Nurse Squeak in action
(The Patient was fine 'til the Nurse mentioned 'traction')

Opportunities like this come all to seldom to a cavy ! Things must change in the new millennium.
Cavies have been burdened too long with the title of 'Guinea Pig' which they have born stoically. The modern cavy demands a purpose in life, and in this section we will explore a series of career opportunities that exist for the ambitious cavy. For the CANNY CAVY !

Congratulations to Denise Donnithorne of Ontario, Canada !
Winner of the final award for best alternative 'Career 4 Cavies' suggestion 'I think cavies would make a great refrigerator alarm for keeping dieters in line!' - awarded September 1997
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OPPORTUNITIES IN CHILD CARE No1.

BOTTLE WARMERS

BOTTLE WARMERS

OPPORTUNITIES IN THE MOTOR INDUSTRY No 1

This is a field for the guinea pig who loves glamour and fresh air. Recent changes in the Construction and use of Motor Vehicles Regulations have thrown open the doors to Guinea Pig employment. The new rules state that now no motor car is allowed to display a Mascot likely to cause injury to a pedestrian colliding with the aforementioned vehicle.

Rolls Royce Mascot
Thus the manufacturers have been racking their brains to comply with the rules. Now Guinea Pigs can solve their dilemma.
Copyright Phil Anderton 1996


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